I have freaking too much stuff to do. Too many essays and final projects. On the plus side however, I got a new printer!! YAY printers!!! My old printer, a Lexmark Z45, tried really hard at the end but it just couldn’t print anymore. It had a good run. Anyway, my new printer is an HP X2500, its a scanner and copier and printer and I am in love with it. It rocks. It has a kickstand. You lift up the copier part to put the ink in, and it has a kickstand. That makes me wicked happy.

Before all this though I had no CD drive so I finally fixed that last night and now I can load my Creative Zen onto my computer and put songs on it!! WEE!! Ahem. I love technology when it works.

Well, since I still have nothing to write about, I will write about dentists.

There is a blog I found about a British man who has had an abscessfor two years and five months. Apparently there has been a rise in the number of admissions to the hospital to over 1,500 per year because of abscesses. This man went to his own dentist who told him it didn’t warrant concern, so he gave him a couple antibiotics and sent him on his way. He has cut and drained it himself twice now.

Then it got too serious and the dentist said she’d have to do a root canal. But then it was too difficult so he would have to do it privately which would cost him about $4000 American dollars. So he was on a waiting list for the Maxillofacial Unit at Aberdeen Royal Infirmary. Now it is too serious for a root canal and he was told to go back to his original dentist. That was five months ago.

Geez, I don’t know what to write about. So I looked up weird news on Yahoo!. Apparently in New Zealand some road workers were whistling at a lady, and she got fed up, so she took of her clothes, used the ATM, got dressed and then left. “She said she had thought ‘bugger them, I’ll show them what I’ve got’.” Then she got taken to the police station and told that it wasn’t appropriate. I don’t know if that was a good idea or not. I mean, it probably shut them up, but will they try it again to see if another woman does it? Will other women follow her lead? I just don’t know.

Also in Missiouri, buy a car and get a handgun, FREE! Is this legal? You can either get a card for a gun shop or a gas card worth $250.  Personally, my thinking is, why on earth wouldn’t you take the free gas?

“We did it because of Barack Obama. He said all those people in the Midwest, you’ve got to have compassion for them because they’re clinging to their guns and their Bibles. I found that quite offensive.”

“We all go to church on Sunday and we all carry guns. We’ve got to shoot the coyotes out here, they’re attacking our cows, our chickens. We’re not clinging to nothing. We’re just damn glad to live in a free country where you can have a gun if you want. This is the way it ought to be.”

Interesting.

Also, a man wrestled a deer in a hair salon to keep it from attacking his kid.

I really enjoy these people.

So, everyone, all together now…YAY! We took our AP US History tests and now we don’t have to anymore!! YAY!!!

It is a simply magical feeling not to have that hanging over my head anymore. Of course, if I failed it I have to take it again, but right now I don’t have to worry about it. I also have my SAT done, so now I just have History and Chemistry Regents’ and my ACT and I am home free. Of course, someday I should decide what college to go to, but thats different.

It is absolutely horrible to think about the future. So, instead I think about swinging. I love to swing. Who, doesn’t, it’s like coloring. Coloring is also magical. I think if everyone colored or swang everyday then people would be happy.

Yay happy.

Well, today I basicallly wasted all of time trying to find out how to put a song on here. I will have to do it home. Anyway. SAT this weekend, woo-hoo. *Sarcasm* On the plus side I don’t have to work this Sunday! YAY for real! I am getting a haircut tonight, yay once more. Haircuts just make me feel nice. I think that if everyone were to get their hair done by a professional every morning the world would be a much nicer place.

I PURCHASED LOOK WHO’S TALKING, LOOK WHO’S TALKING TWO, AND LOOK WHO’S TALKING NOW!!!!! HOORAY FOR BRUCE WILLIS AS A BABY, KIRSTIE ALLIE, AND JOHN TRAVOLTA!!!!

Hola.

Well last week was spring break. I partied like it was 1999, oh yeah. Actually I mostly just worked at the store and did homework. I did, however, go to Howe’s Caverns with my three little cousins. I am pretty sure I am mildly claustrophobic. I could pretend that I wasn’t 200 feet underground for a little while, it is nice and big in there and, cavernous, if you will. So I was fine and I had two small children holding my hands. We went on the boat ride, and although I envisioned some monstrous creature of the dark leaping out, I pretended it was fine. We walked back and looked at the bridal altar and then we got to the, dun dun dun, “Winding Way.” Holy cow, that was creepy. It was like two feet wide and it went on and on and on. I turned around to look at my mom and tell her that I was having a slight panic attack and when I told her she giggled and made fun of me. I was sweating and cold and sick to my stomache and i couldn’t really breathe, so that was fun. Finally we got out and I got a lollipop. I like lollipops. A lot.

Well, I probably should have written on Monday since Monday was my birthday and nothing else new has happened to me since then. I am about 57 now. That’s pretty exciting. I got some new shoes and clothes. Best part though? A dinosaur coloring book! I colored a triceratops! It looked a little like that. Yay dinosaurs.

I just read on Yahoo!that unemployment is at a two year high. That’s good news, huh? Except that I read the rest of the article and it is at 5.1%. Which, don’t get me wrong, sucks for everyone who is part of that 5% but compared to the Great depression, which we are doing in history, that’s not that bad. I digress.

Also, interesting tidbit, a 5th grader from Michigan told the Smithsonian Institute’s National Museum of Natural History that they were wrong on their Tower of Time about the Precambrian being an era, it actually “…is a dimensionless unit of time, which embraces all the time between the origin of Earth and the beginning of the Cambrian Period of geologic time” according to the Museum. Go Kenton.

Best movie ever.

Seeing how I am a 5 year old I watch all of the little kid movies that come out; I just got Enchanted on DVD, and I didn’t think I could ever be happier. That’s when I saw HORTON HEARS A WHO, I loved it. Kaite, a fuzz ball that ought to have terrified me, made me giggle. I literally giggled with joy. Also REO Speedwagon. I can’t tell you, you will just have to go see it.

Baby, I can’t fight this feelin’ anymore.